One day my housework-challenged husband  decided to wash his Sweat-shirt. Seconds after he stepped into the  laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?"

"It depends," I replied. "What does it  say on your shirt?"

He yelled back, "University of  Oklahoma   ."    
And they say blondes are dumb...     
**** 
A couple is lying in bed. The man  says,   "I am going to make you the happiest  woman in the world." The woman replies, "I'll miss  you..."     
**** 
"It's just too hot to wear clothes  today," Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, "honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?"  
"Probably that I married you for your  money," she replied.     
 **** 
Q: What  do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?    
 
A: A rumor     
****  
A man and his wife, now in their 60's,  were celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary. On their special day a good  fairy came to them and said that because they had been so good that each one of them could have one wish.
 
The wife wished for a trip around the world with her husband.    
 
Whoosh! Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets in her hands.    
 
The man wished for a female companion 30 years younger...    
 
Whoosh...immediately he turned  ninety!!!    
 
Gotta love that fairy!     
****  
Dear Lord,    
 
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man;  Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death.
 
AMEN     
****
Q: Why do little boys  whine?    
 
A: They are practicing to be  men.  

**** 
Q: What does it mean when a man is in  your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?  
 
A: You did not hold the pillow down long  enough. 
****

Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?    
 
A: It helps them remember which end they  need to wipe.     
****  

Q: How do you keep your husband from  reading your e-mail?    
 
A: Rename the mail folder "Instruction  Manuals"    
 

Posted by: Bunny at 11:57 AM under "Just For Fun"
No Comments Yet | Hop into the conversation
Post contains 377 words, total size 3 kb.